just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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