im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He has the fingertips of a God
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