I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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