shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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