i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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