Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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