Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
i now understand why vodka
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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