I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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