I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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