So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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