Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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