their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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