ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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