By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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