Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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