The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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