it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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Who died my cat blue again?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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