Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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