A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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