Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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