I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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