so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
She's the barista slut.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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