Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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