he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm both gender and math confused
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