She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Randomize
