But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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