Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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