hell yes lets make some ravioli
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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