Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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