I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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