sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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