so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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