Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
