Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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