I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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