great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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