Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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