Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
A+ Viking dick
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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