He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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