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(979): View more from Texas

Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me

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(651): View more from Minnesota

You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.

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(207): View more from Maine

Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.

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(440): View more from Ohio

when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine

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(312): View more from Illinois

Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....

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(+61): View more from Australia

I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...

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(360): View more from Washington

My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"

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