i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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