I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I just want to make out with him forever
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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