A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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