The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Your dad touched me again.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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