Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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