the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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