the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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