But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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