I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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