Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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