He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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