Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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