I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
As shirtless as possible
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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