bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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