Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
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I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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