Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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