U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
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Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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