evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i just had sex bonerless
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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